My Life In The Simplest Form

Apr 16

patrickseymourva:

java-black:

despicableplankton:

Portal is probably the last major video game release that didn’t star a white, 18-35 year old white dude with short hair, stubble and a scowl. That game came out six years ago.

I don’t understand how people can get mad and confused when you point out that there’s not enough creativity or diversity in video games. Granted, there was definitely room for growth in the 80’s and 90’s, but we’ve fallen way behind since then. We used to have space pilot furries and master thieves. Dragons, bandicoots, hedgehogs and plumbers. Women who were archaeologists and bounty hunters.

So why are we still marketing games exclusively to fraternity douchebags? There’s no excuse for having such narrow goals in 2013.

THIS IS NOT OKAY.

Thank you! And people don’t get it when I explain this.

SHARING BECAUSE OF ALL REASON!

Apr 16
icandolotsofthingsmaster:

With lots of twists and turns… and biting.. and spanking..
Fuck it - it’s a damn exciting story!
-D

icandolotsofthingsmaster:

With lots of twists and turns… and biting.. and spanking..

Fuck it - it’s a damn exciting story!

-D

Apr 16

lacigreen:

sexetc:

Fight HIV stigma by knowing the facts. HIV can only be transmitted through blood, breast milk, semen (cum) or vaginal fluids. Reblog and raise awareness!

^ that includes precum & menstrual blood <3

Apr 15
wilwheaton:

hunkgame:

aatombomb:

vanityfair:

V.F. Portrait | Neil Patrick Harris
Photograph by Annie Leibovitz. 

God damn.

UM

I have never wanted to be a snake so bad in my life.

wilwheaton:

hunkgame:

aatombomb:

vanityfair:

V.F. Portrait | Neil Patrick Harris

Photograph by Annie Leibovitz. 

God damn.

UM

I have never wanted to be a snake so bad in my life.

Apr 15

nprbooks:

pickeringtonlibrary:

Amanda and Donna both agree that the Batgirl sneakers are THE BEST.

Also, it’s National Library Workers Day.  Woohoo, party at the Reference Desk!

Partaaay!  We’ll bring the Bat-shots

Pour .5oz Captain Morgan into pint glass, and fill halfway with Coke. Pour Bailey’s, Vanilla vodka, and root beer schnapps in equal parts into shot glass. Sing “NANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAAAAN” and drop the shot glass into the pint glass. Drink quickly, before the Bailey’s curdles! Tastes like a root beer float, feels like a Batarang to the face.

Holy Dewey Decimal System, Batman!

— Petra

Apr 15

intothedarkstars:

I love this.

Apr 15

coolchicksfromhistory:

thelifeguardlibrarian:

mildhorror:

Here’s the link for more information about the PS244 fundraising campaign

Here’s the link to the GIVE IT ALL TO ME Library Collection at OutofPrintClothing.com.

Check it out! The good folks dropped me a line about this project last week, and I’m happy to boost for Library Week.

Signal boost

Apr 15

immox:

I will always reblog this whenever it appears in my dashboard.

Apr 15
Seriously fuck off my hair said. These are two hair ties it broke. #curlyhair #struggle #naturalhair

Seriously fuck off my hair said. These are two hair ties it broke. #curlyhair #struggle #naturalhair

Apr 15
My hair basically telling me to fuck off #purplehair #curlyhair #piercings

My hair basically telling me to fuck off #purplehair #curlyhair #piercings